You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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