are you so shy because you have an std?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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