chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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