Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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