After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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