I'm lost and stupid without you.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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