just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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