New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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