You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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