I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I deserve this hangover.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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