Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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