If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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