THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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