it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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