Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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