Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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