I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
