...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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