if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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