Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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