there was a trapeze. enough said
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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