I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
