just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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