He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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