I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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