Do you still have your period?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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