I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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