I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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