I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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