He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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