I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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