grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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