Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
do nipples grow back?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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