I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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