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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls

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  I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.

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  How have you survived this long?

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  Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.

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  that explains so much

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• (916): View more from California

  Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me

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  They're the hard candy kind!

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