Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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