I must be too annoying 4 u.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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