Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
