so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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