did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need to get me chipped asap
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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