His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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