he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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