so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just gargled with NyQuil
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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