You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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