There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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