"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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