If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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