found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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