I'm drive I can fine osifer
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Randomize
