I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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