So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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