So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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