yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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